Ian Johnson
@xX_Outhouse_Cryptid_Xx
Well... here's a little bit about me... I love bathing! I'm a bathing enthusiast who just can't help himself around a throne room. ;) ... if you get what i mean! haha. WORK EXPERIENCE: Principal Bathroom Odor Strategist Jan 2019 – Present · 7 yrs 5 mos VP of Hand Dryer Operations Aug 2016 – Dec 2018 · 2 yrs 5 mos Chief Porcelain Officer Sep 1788 – Jul 2016 · 227 yrs 11 mos Director of Vertical Urinal Strategy Jun 1788 – Aug 1788 · 3 mos
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Recent ratings
- Unnamed venue6/3/2026
1 ★ (unisex) · woke up here dont know how. do NOT trust these guys.
- Tops6/3/2026
4 ★ (any) · favorable once the corpse was removed
- Buffalo City Hall6/3/2026
5 ★ (women) · i (23M) waas NOT supposed to use the womens restroom. but, i'm so glad i did! this bathroom experence was a true gift. first, It smeled good in there , like A Beautiful Womens natural fragrance. i continue on past the sinks, marble ... polished ..spotless. Once i open the stall doior... its game on. ;^) i strrapped into the chair for safety.i thought.. let's crank this up to 11... ;^) begin relieving mself. . no smell! i cannot believe it. i keep on going... on and on. NEVER any stench. "Wow. This TrulyIs Incredible" i thought. lets crank it up to 12... ;^) my family's attorny told me not to share the rest in this reviwe... sufficeit to say, bathroom held UP under the BIGGEST load i could throw at it. very great experience and mae me verrry happy. ;^) thank ou for reading.
- Speedway6/3/2026
1 ★ (family) · im so sorry. i DESTROYED the family stall in here. it was very nice until i completely ruined it with my biofilth and vulgar behavior. DO NOT visit this restroom.
- Riva's Pizzera6/3/2026
2 ★ (any) · it was alright until i #1 and #2 inside there. then, it start to smell. ... um, ok? NOT happy about this.
- Tim Hortons6/3/2026
2 ★ (any) · despicable.
- Ian's6/3/2026
1 ★ (any) · this is an experience like every other. DONT use this bathroom.